Part 238: Costco Caskets

Because you want to be as tacky in death as you were in life.

First off, check out how beat-to-shit the sign over this display is! scrr-rr-rr-ape!

Two of the signs in this display say "Non-Threatening" and (my personal favorite) "Non-Emotional," and the picture on that sign has two people having a conversation. Probably the most robotic, un-fun conversation too. They're discussing the great bargain they got on that casket. Now they can spend the money they saved on their final resting place on going to see another movie with Russell Brand in it (who? I still don't know who that is. Is he famous? I'm old. Maybe I should buy a casket...).

Hey, I'm sorry the idea of buying you or your family member a casket freaks you the fuck out, but we all gotta go sometime. You may as well get an awesome deal on it! All this thinking about death makes you think twice about that economy size thing of mayonnaise you just bought though, huh?

 Oh! They also display several different corner pieces so you can pimp your ride into the afterlife:

Think Grandma will like the flowers we got for her?

Sup Dawg, we heard you like being catholic, so we added virgin marys so your virgin marys can watch you be catholic while you're dead in the ground.