Part 248: They're Picklicious!

Because pickles were the reason you couldn't go hang out with your friends.

Before the invention of the picklePAK:

"Hi, how's it going? Oh, you got tickets to that new thing I wanted to see? Nah. I can't go. I've got these pickles here, I can't just leave them!! What if something happens to them while I'm out!? I'd never forgive myself... I hope you understand."

# of friends: 14

After the invention of the picklePAK:

"FUUUCK BBWAAAA I CAN GO OVER HERE I CAN GO OVER HERE I CAN FUUUUUCK YEEEAAAH SOO PORTABLE!!! SHIIIIIIIT!!!"

# of friends: 0